Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Being Litigated

Lindsay Lohan was sued by a woman who claims the actress broken with the conflicts and its bodyguard ran up against its car, Access Hollywood learned. According to papers of court obtained by Access, Signe Dupuy carries Lindsay and his bodyguard Jaz to the small court of complaints above a car accident on April 26, 2007.

In newspaper classified on July 30, Dupuy continues for $7.500 for “damage, damage and the pain and suffers.” Lindsay and Jaz were ordered to submit a report at the court on September 11 in Los Angeles. According to its last arrest of DUI, three men implied in his wild turn of end of night threatened to continue Lindsay on several accounts, including conversion, imprisonment false and intentional infliction of the emotive distress.

Moreover, Lindsay was continued in June for an accident 2005 of car of Beverly Hills by Raymundo Ortega, which claimed Lindsay was under the influence of alcohol when it broke in its van. The lawsuit, which seeks at least $200.000 in the damage, also called the restaurant of Ivy like defendant, claiming his personnel gave to Lohan alcoholic beverages though it was under the lawful drink age. In response to the complaints of Ortega, Lindsay classified his own writings affirming that it “was poisoned” per hour of the incident, marking his complaints as “nothing more than an attempt to extort the money of a celebrity by making false and libelous allegations in a complaint.” Lindsay directed to the police force pay taken to the scene, which concluded that “Mrs. Lohan had not drunk and there was no sign of intoxication per hour of the incident.”

WTF is this?

Yet another edition of the game WTF is this?

Is that spooge on the eyebrow?

Suns II

This tattoo is a distant cousin of the last tattoo on this post. It definitely joins the top-10 worst tattoos I've seen so far. I realize both are probably coverups, but when is a huge black, scarred blob better than a scratchy, faded, regrettable tattoo? I think never.


And this one is just generally bad. If it was a wizard at least it would get bonus points for cool idea, but a surly sun-dude is just kind of confusing.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Sorry!

I'm super busy at work now, so this blog will suffer for the next few weeks. Please bear with me.

I haven't known where to post this, so I've been hanging on to it for a while. It seems appropriate for this post. Just sit down, relax, and please be patient.



P.S. feel free to email me bad tattoo pictures and save me some of the legwork!


***** EDIT
I got a few comments saying it's a good tattoo. Please note the label for this post is "good execution, bad idea". I will agree that pretty much any tattoo that is executed well isn't truly going to be an AWFUL tattoo, but you have to agree that getting a chair tattooed on you is a little over the top!!!

Lindsay lohan Was Send Back Again To Rehab

It became a play of living room so that the psychologists of amateur and the readers’ tabloid speculate about the reasons behind troubles of Lindsay Lohan with alcohol and the narcotics, which can unload it in prison following two recent arrests. A certain point with the volatile report/ratio of Lohan with it ex-swindle the father. Others consider the abuse substance the inevitable side effect of any regular social contact with Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie. However, a viewing of its last film indicates the possibility of cooling of all: The experiment to hold the first role in something also light and laughable that I know who killed to me would carry out with no matter whom the test to drown their pain. Released Friday without siftings anticipated for the pressure, the new account with suspense has the girl of part of Hollywood in two different and appearances unflattering also.

First is Aubrey, a young student of university and suction author. In a history which it aloud reads in the class, it describes the unhappy life of Dakota, a worried fish knife which is also played by Lohan in the fragmentary scenes which can be returns behind, imagination schedules or right the excuse of a certain film producer to obtain to him out of it clothing. After the body of Aubrey the comrade of class absent is discovered, the police force carry out that a periodic killer attacks on young women, torturing them by cutting down their members. Enough sure, Aubrey disappear, to be only found in a ditch a few weeks later - it alive but is disappeared hand and a leg, just like the first victim. It also makes the complaint that it is Dakota, not Aubrey. Its transformation of good girl to bad is announced by its will to drop F-bends it and the heat with the friend of Aubrey of carpet with long hairs. The parents of Aubrey Daniel (Neal McDonough) and Susan (Julia Ormond) are just horrified, but neither they nor the police force can remove it from this illusion. It is not the first time that Lohan was moulded in a double role - it made its beginning of screen in 1998 remake trap of relative.

However with its executions here, it seems hell-yielded on the box room of all the vestiges of Disney-sanctioned innocence. Although Lohan does not seem naked, the onstage of striking and rectifying Dakota is sinister abundance. There are also copiers quantities of blood and spindle in the scenes of Aubrey divided by the killer.The of director Chris Sivertson savors the occasion to let Lohan go at these new ends. But its posting worrying of individual-depreciation is the only thing forcing me remotely approximately know which killed me, which finishes with a series of revelations which so odd and are badly conceived, the manuscript could be only written on a genuine bending machine of the proportions of Bukowskian (or perhaps Lohanian). The final result is as toxic as its blood circulation after one night on the city.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Text tattoos

I am sure there are WAYYY more bad text/ script tattoos out there, but I didn't try to find any of these. They just dropped in my lap as I was searching for other things. One of these days I am going to specifically look for bad text tattoos and I am sure I will find a million of them.

UnfuckwithablE
the funniest part is the capital E at the end. And also the font, which is exactly what I would have chosen when I was 14 and still thought I was goth.


I think the word "SOUTHPAW" is flying out of the guy's skin, but why he would get this tattooed on him I don't know. It's a venue/club in NYC... does it mean anything else? The fact that it has flaps of skin tattooed around it is what puts it into this blog.


I have no idea what this means (the photo is named "iwillnotbedenied.jpg" so I assume that's what it is), but if they're going to have letters coming up out of the smoke, shouldn't they look like smoke and not block characters?


Goth meets Graffiti meets Detroit. I really don't know why I find this so funny.


sdkfhsdkfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkh!!!!! WHY?????


The best part about this (besides the worst bubble lettering ever) is that it is in quotes. He's not REALLY a bad boy.

Lindsay Lohan Said- "I Am Innocent"

Lindsay Lohan spoke for the first time about its arrest for DUI, demanding it is innocent. 21 years were drawn more from the police force after it was brought back to lead without order by the streets of Santa Monica, California, to the hot continuation of a car leads by the mother of an assistance, which stopped Monday.

It was stopped for the drink control and the possession of drug, but released later on $25.000 the presser (€34,300). But the actress protested her innocence, claiming drugs did not belong to it. In an email in Access Hollywood, Lohan written, “I am innocent… did not make drugs which they are not with me. I was almost struck by the mom of my auxiliary Tarin.

I appreciate each one which gives me my intimacy. ” The police force confirmed old mother assistance was the person who brought back
Lohan, calls authorities on its cellphone. Lohan must appear at the court of Beverly Hills on August 24 - the same day one expects that it answers expenses of DUI of an incident separated in May. It it is believed that Lohan moves again to the rehab of the right days after execution of a prolonged stay to the promises in Malibu, California.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Some more bad portraits

When I first saw this tattoo, I thought the artist was going for a watercolor french impressionist painting style, but then I saw the terrible lettering under the tattoos and realized it's probably the work of a really bad artist.


This was pointed out to me by one of my readers. Thanks, Steph!


This is the worst Betty Page I have seen. The triangle boobs are a little disturbing, but no big deal. The mushface is terrible but I'd like to think that when the tattoo heals it will look better. What is inexcusable, however, is the arms and hands. Especially the right arm. She looks like a T-Rex on one side. Plus she has major camel toe in the armpit area.


And finally... this isn't so much incompetent as ridiculous. The moon baby is kinda cute, but the sun has the biggest nose in the universe and shark teeth. At least the script is done really well.

The worst tattoo I have ever seen

Words cannot describe how terrible this is. What were they thinking?!

07/24/07 never forget

Yesterday was a very special day for me. My right sleeve is finished, after two years of working on it! My tattoo artist is Myles Karr, his website is gloriousdeep.com and he is amazing. We figured out that it has been about 50 hours of work overall. I love that it is so busy and crowded, it's like the awesome old fantasy/ biker tattoos I've been posting, but rad.

Anyway, here are some crappy cellphone pictures that I took this morning, and then some old pictures of the half sleeve. I'll try and get some better ones soon.

Here's one with my whole sleeve so you can get the general idea of how awesome the whole thing is together.


Close up of the protector demon


This is my favorite part of the tattoo-- where all the sections come together. The blue and yellow guy is flayed human skin turned into a cape.


Shiny closeup of the birds. The one you can see has intestines in it's mouth. The other one has a heart in it's mouth.


and old pictures of the top half of the sleeve (some with the dragon, some unfinished & without):
one
two
three
four

I really need to take pictures of the whole arm piece by piece so the whole thing is documented correctly, but I need a friend with an awesome camera to help out with that, so it might be a while!

Anyway, sorry for the break from awful tattoos, I will get right on to posting some terrible ones for you shortly.

xo
Alice

Lindsay Lohan - DUI

Lindsay Lohan, which just finished the second work assigned in the rehab for the treatment of abuse substance, was stopped on the suspicion of control in a state of intoxication and the possession of cocaine Tuesday early, authorities said. Lohan, which faces already with a load of control in a state of intoxication in Beverly Hills, was stopped close to the department of police force of Santa Monica after authorities were called about a car driving out another vehicle, said Sgt. Shane Talbot.

The authorities carried out a test of sobriety of field and then transported Lohan to the department of police force. A test of breath was carried out and its alcohol of blood was between .12 percent and .13 percent, Talbot said. Legal limit of California east of 0.08 percent. The 21 year old actress was reserved on two expenses of misdeed of suspicion of control under the influence of alcohol and leading on a suspended licence and two expenses of crime of possession of cocaine and the transport of a opiate, Talbot indicated. During a search for pre-reservation, the police force found cocaine in one of pockets of the trousers of Lohan.

Talbot known as. Lohan was released on $25.000 the presser, organizes known as. A call to the publicity agent of Lohan was not immediately turned over. The police force said they received a call around 1:30 hour of the morning of the passengers in a vehicle of service of black sport of Cadillac Escalade which indicated that they were driven out by white Denali SUV. The police force met SUVs in the fate of parking of the municipal center of Santa Monica
, about a block far from the department of police force. When the police force approached Denali, they identified Lohan like driver.

The passengers in the other vehicle know apparently Lohan, but did not carry it out that it drove out them. Lohan had two passengers in his vehicle. There were three people in the other vehicle, organizes known as. Last week, Lohan was turned inside to the police force of Beverly Hills
at the expenses of face of control under the influence in connection with one weekend of commemorative day strike-and-run the accident. The level of the blood-alcohol of Lohan per hour of this accident was above the legal limit, authorities known as.

They would not reveal how the high one it was. It faces also with a load of misdeed of blow and race in this case. Lohan and two other adults were in his convertible 2005 of Mercedes SL-65 when it lost the order and broke in an edge and shrubs on the boulevard to lay down sun on May 26, police force said. Lohan entered a second car and was led to a hospital in the town of century for minor damage, organizes known as. The others in its car were not wounded. The leaders received a call 911 about the accident and traced it at the hospital. Two weeks ago, Lohan checked out of a center of readjustment after more than six weeks. In January it also had checked in the rehab the treatment of abuse substance.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

WTF is this

This is a lucky horseshoe, a banner, and _______
swiss cheese? a sponge? I have no idea. What do you think?


I think this tattoo is of an spray paint can but I have no idea what else is going on.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Is Archetypal

Here purchases of Lindsay Lohan for the night spent random late of sh*t. These charms of collar resemble the pieces for a play commemorative of monopoly of Lindsay Lohan. It chooses between the razor blade, the guns, and the butcher's knife. It looks at as it will seek the knife. I select usually the die. Because I'm a prick.

Oh, The Horror!

Horror tattoos, in one form or another...

First, the amazing back pieces:





And second, the bad guys.

The shine on this one makes it hard to see, but to me it looks like a big blob of cow manure with teeth and horns attached to it.


Look at the shading in the hat. It's sooo scratched and uneven. And the skin is supposed to look messed up, but not like there are a million triangles glued to his face.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Movie "Poor Things" Was Not Cancelled

The owners of studio denied Lindsay Lohan story the next role of film that of was countermanded because producers are worried by the post-rehab of the star partying.

Lohan was released from the center of rehab of promises in Malibu, California, on July 13 and was spotted outside with of friends in right days of Las Vegas later.

But the producer Robert Hickman requires that speculation that the “Poor Things” of film was countermanded be false. He says, “The film was not countermanded. All the rumors indicating differently are right that--rumors.”

Friday, July 20, 2007

Free For All Friday

I found a bunch of amazing tattoos today but none that really fit into any good theme. I'm about to rush out of work and go to a wedding this weekend, and my brain is kind of frazzled from some intense video footage I've been working on, so I'm just going to post the pictures and let you guys decide where they fit yourselves.

Have an awesome weekend!

xo

















Lindsay Lohan - Arrested Of DUI

LINDSAY LOHAN was officially holded at the station of Beverly Hills Police Department and yesterday afternoon released on presser $30.000 according to the Web site of the department of the official sheriff of Los Angeles. The reservation took place for its May DUI. It was a formality concerning the incident of May when it went inside, really obtained reserved, and then released on its clean recognizance. She is programmed for the court on August 24. It is if all well a stage will obtain all it “right” and a sober life - we will give him a chance.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Amazing foot tattoos pictures

flower foot tattoo for girls
flower foot tattoo for girls
dragon foot tattoo
dragon foot tattoo
amazing cool foot tattoo
 foot tattoo

Amazing foot tattoos pictures

flower foot tattoo for girls
flower foot tattoo for girls
dragon foot tattoo
dragon foot tattoo
amazing cool foot tattoo
 foot tattoo

More Zombie Jesus

I found some more Zombie Jesuses (Jesii? Jesusi?) for you guys. It really wasn't very hard. I guess part of the whole allure of Jesus is that he's a zombie, right? Filling in the eyes really would help to make him look more alive and less like he wants to eat brains, though.







these Jesuses have eyes but they're really not any better.