Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Lindsay Lohan Being Litigated
Suns II
And this one is just generally bad. If it was a wizard at least it would get bonus points for cool idea, but a surly sun-dude is just kind of confusing.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Sorry!
I haven't known where to post this, so I've been hanging on to it for a while. It seems appropriate for this post. Just sit down, relax, and please be patient.
P.S. feel free to email me bad tattoo pictures and save me some of the legwork!
***** EDIT
I got a few comments saying it's a good tattoo. Please note the label for this post is "good execution, bad idea". I will agree that pretty much any tattoo that is executed well isn't truly going to be an AWFUL tattoo, but you have to agree that getting a chair tattooed on you is a little over the top!!!
Lindsay lohan Was Send Back Again To Rehab
However with its executions here, it seems hell-yielded on the box room of all the vestiges of Disney-sanctioned innocence. Although Lohan does not seem naked, the onstage of striking and rectifying Dakota is sinister abundance. There are also copiers quantities of blood and spindle in the scenes of Aubrey divided by the killer.The of director Chris Sivertson savors the occasion to let Lohan go at these new ends. But its posting worrying of individual-depreciation is the only thing forcing me remotely approximately know which killed me, which finishes with a series of revelations which so odd and are badly conceived, the manuscript could be only written on a genuine bending machine of the proportions of Bukowskian (or perhaps Lohanian). The final result is as toxic as its blood circulation after one night on the city.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Text tattoos
UnfuckwithablE
the funniest part is the capital E at the end. And also the font, which is exactly what I would have chosen when I was 14 and still thought I was goth.
I think the word "SOUTHPAW" is flying out of the guy's skin, but why he would get this tattooed on him I don't know. It's a venue/club in NYC... does it mean anything else? The fact that it has flaps of skin tattooed around it is what puts it into this blog.
I have no idea what this means (the photo is named "iwillnotbedenied.jpg" so I assume that's what it is), but if they're going to have letters coming up out of the smoke, shouldn't they look like smoke and not block characters?
Goth meets Graffiti meets Detroit. I really don't know why I find this so funny.
sdkfhsdkfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkh!!!!! WHY?????
The best part about this (besides the worst bubble lettering ever) is that it is in quotes. He's not REALLY a bad boy.
Lindsay Lohan Said- "I Am Innocent"
It was stopped for the drink control and the possession of drug, but released later on $25.000 the presser (€34,300). But the actress protested her innocence, claiming drugs did not belong to it. In an email in Access Hollywood, Lohan written, “I am innocent… did not make drugs which they are not with me. I was almost struck by the mom of my auxiliary Tarin.
I appreciate each one which gives me my intimacy. ” The police force confirmed old mother assistance was the person who brought back Lohan, calls authorities on its cellphone. Lohan must appear at the court of Beverly Hills on August 24 - the same day one expects that it answers expenses of DUI of an incident separated in May. It it is believed that Lohan moves again to the rehab of the right days after execution of a prolonged stay to the promises in Malibu, California.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Some more bad portraits
This was pointed out to me by one of my readers. Thanks, Steph!
This is the worst Betty Page I have seen. The triangle boobs are a little disturbing, but no big deal. The mushface is terrible but I'd like to think that when the tattoo heals it will look better. What is inexcusable, however, is the arms and hands. Especially the right arm. She looks like a T-Rex on one side. Plus she has major camel toe in the armpit area.
And finally... this isn't so much incompetent as ridiculous. The moon baby is kinda cute, but the sun has the biggest nose in the universe and shark teeth. At least the script is done really well.
The worst tattoo I have ever seen
07/24/07 never forget
Anyway, here are some crappy cellphone pictures that I took this morning, and then some old pictures of the half sleeve. I'll try and get some better ones soon.
Here's one with my whole sleeve so you can get the general idea of how awesome the whole thing is together.
Close up of the protector demon
This is my favorite part of the tattoo-- where all the sections come together. The blue and yellow guy is flayed human skin turned into a cape.
Shiny closeup of the birds. The one you can see has intestines in it's mouth. The other one has a heart in it's mouth.
and old pictures of the top half of the sleeve (some with the dragon, some unfinished & without):
one
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three
four
I really need to take pictures of the whole arm piece by piece so the whole thing is documented correctly, but I need a friend with an awesome camera to help out with that, so it might be a while!
Anyway, sorry for the break from awful tattoos, I will get right on to posting some terrible ones for you shortly.
xo
Alice
Lindsay Lohan - DUI
The authorities carried out a test of sobriety of field and then transported Lohan to the department of police force. A test of breath was carried out and its alcohol of blood was between .12 percent and .13 percent, Talbot said. Legal limit of
Talbot known as. Lohan was released on $25.000 the presser, organizes known as. A call to the publicity agent of Lohan was not immediately turned over. The police force said they received a call around 1:30 hour of the morning of the passengers in a vehicle of service of black sport of Cadillac Escalade which indicated that they were driven out by white Denali SUV. The police force met SUVs in the fate of parking of the municipal center of
The passengers in the other vehicle know apparently Lohan, but did not carry it out that it drove out them. Lohan had two passengers in his vehicle. There were three people in the other vehicle, organizes known as. Last week, Lohan was turned inside to the police force of
They would not reveal how the high one it was. It faces also with a load of misdeed of blow and race in this case. Lohan and two other adults were in his convertible 2005 of Mercedes SL-65 when it lost the order and broke in an edge and shrubs on the boulevard to lay down sun on May 26, police force said. Lohan entered a second car and was led to a hospital in the town of century for minor damage, organizes known as. The others in its car were not wounded. The leaders received a call 911 about the accident and traced it at the hospital. Two weeks ago, Lohan checked out of a center of readjustment after more than six weeks. In January it also had checked in the rehab the treatment of abuse substance.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
WTF is this
swiss cheese? a sponge? I have no idea. What do you think?
I think this tattoo is of an spray paint can but I have no idea what else is going on.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Lindsay Lohan Is Archetypal
Here purchases of Lindsay Lohan for the night spent random late of sh*t. These charms of collar resemble the pieces for a play commemorative of monopoly of Lindsay Lohan. It chooses between the razor blade, the guns, and the butcher's knife. It looks at as it will seek the knife. I select usually the die. Because I'm a prick.
Oh, The Horror!
First, the amazing back pieces:
And second, the bad guys.
The shine on this one makes it hard to see, but to me it looks like a big blob of cow manure with teeth and horns attached to it.
Look at the shading in the hat. It's sooo scratched and uneven. And the skin is supposed to look messed up, but not like there are a million triangles glued to his face.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Lindsay Lohan Movie "Poor Things" Was Not Cancelled
Lohan was released from the center of rehab of promises in
But the producer Robert Hickman requires that speculation that the “Poor Things” of film was countermanded be false. He says, “The film was not countermanded. All the rumors indicating differently are right that--rumors.”
Friday, July 20, 2007
Free For All Friday
Have an awesome weekend!
xo
Lindsay Lohan - Arrested Of DUI
Thursday, July 19, 2007
More Zombie Jesus
these Jesuses have eyes but they're really not any better.